A new theory of everything If you take the yes and the no, and add to it the neither and the both, you are almost there. With the addition of maybe, you’ve arrived. Congratulations. You now have all the Boolean search terms needed to explain what’s going on in another person’s head; a sort of “Grand Unified Theory of Interpersonal Relations.” Using this simple and elegant group of tools, you can now find answers to almost nothing, unless you consider the infinite series of new questions that come from the one you asked to be a type of answer. (Or, you can just fall back on the word-on-the-street version of all that is true -- it depends, and I don’t know.) (By the way, the real answer to everything turns out not to be 42, as previously reported. It’s .422 --which shows both the perils of the incorrect use of decimals, and the importance of carrying out your work to at least three places.) Example: What was he thinking? I just...
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